![]() ![]() In each level, the player wanders the environment collecting and drinking soda. Frankly though, given the poor quality of the art, all three locales could have been a human butt. These include beaches, outer space, and – my favorite – drinking a frosty beverage on a pixelated human butt. Players control a faceless entity and experience first-person soda consumption throughout a variety of poorly-drawn locales. Soda Drinker Pro’s gameplay is about as simple as it gets. Worse, it never comes anywhere close to being entertaining, no matter how many times it knowingly nudges and winks in the user’s direction. Unfortunately, at no point is it ever a cohesive, sensical experience. Soda Drinker Pro is a relevant game in the same way Tito is a relevant Jackson.īased on a title from 2008 and labeled the “premier software in the first-person soda drinking genre,” Soda Drinker Pro is a self-aware parody, a poor WarioWare clone, and a surprisingly accurate Amiga tech demo, all wrapped up in one package. Sure, I’ve had some bad games to review these last few months, but at least those were actual, thought-out games worthy of examination. WTF Why didn’t the devs have more confidence in Vivian Clark?Ĭlearly, I’ve angered the editor of GameCritics. LOW This “game” does nothing to advance the cause for independent Xbox game development. HIGH Graphics that evoke warm memories of screensavers. ![]()
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